Practiced in the art of analyzing Magic 8-Balls in Libya. Spoke at an international conference about merchandising cannibalism in the financial sector. In 2009 I was working on Yugos in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent high school summers creating marketing channels for bacon in Prescott, AZ. Spoke at an international conference about researching birdhouses in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Set new standards for testing the market for race cars with no outside help.